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Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Cleartype and Vista ...

Let me preface this by saying I hate Vista!

I was trying to smooth out the screen fonts on my Dell 1501 and for the life of me, Cleartype looks worse than normal font smoothing! Arrgh! Why I even bother sometimes ...

Well, seems Mazatlan wasn't good enough for my muse. She left there and went to Cancun again and then I finally caught up with her whereabouts when the hotel in Acapulco called my house, confirming that is was OK for *her* to charge this fling to my card!

I could hear her in the background, begging for them just to do it and not ask me but I prevailed. I told the desk clerk she had to give me inspiration or no card. I then heard her begin sobbing in the background. Once on the line, she apologized profusely but offered up little in the way of inspiration for the old warhorse. I reminded her I held her fate in my paws but she still didn't offer up much. I then pointed out to her that she wouldn't get paid jack to wash dishes for her lodging so she cut loose. Damn her! It was a racy, dirty, sex-laden, smutty tome that obviously was more appropriate for other venues and not KellanMeigh.com. I heard her laughing maniacally as she hung up the phone. She charged a week at a Holiday Inn on my card, too! Just wait until I get my paws on her ...

Anyway, there was a storyline under that smut story that might make a good short ditty, as soon as I remove ALL the smutty stuff. Thanks, muse, I'll get even with you ...

Have a safe week, all.

Kel

Posted by Kellan Meig'h at 10:18 AM
Categories: Computing, General Blogging, Writings